Jedward to launch own styling range - maybe

Yayyy! I knew I'd find an excuse to feature the terrible twosome Jedward in this blog. Of course, I could have used the reported 400% rise in hairspray during their run of success on X-Factor last year, but that's old news - amazingly the talentless twins are not (and I'm secretly, weirdly glad).

No, the reason I can justify mentioning the permanently jovial pair here is their announcement in recent press interviews that they plan to launch their own hair styling range.

If their contribution to hair is on a par with their contribution to music, expect products that are OUT OF TUNE with current trends; perfumes that contain completely the wrong BASE NOTES; and absolutely appalling PERFORMANCE levels. Certainly nothing for professional product suppliers to worry about.

Mind you, with the boys currently at number 2 in the charts, maybe the quality of the products won't stem sales.

All together now: "Ice, Ice Baby!"